Oh motherfudging crap ass weather!

Don't even comment on the title of this post.

I had no idea what to call it.

I've been listening to the radio every morning at work and they were raving about spring and how lovely it is to get rid of all the snow.

Well, we're not that lucky in my town.

This was taken yesterday and it still looks like this today.

Spring is here, they say?

No, its bloody not!

Slightly pissed off, but what can I do?

Dont have the energy to sit around and be pissed off at something I can't change, so I shouldn't bother.

Anyways:

Wayne is coming to visit me tomorrow and he's staying for over a week, so that should be a nice distraction :)

I was hoping that he would get the opportunity to experience the Norwegian winter with 10x times more snow and -15 C, but I wasn't THAT lucky! ;)

Kind of mean, but seeing that he's from California, he doesn't really know what a real winter is, so it would have been hella funny to see his reaction to our ''lovely'' winter weather.

But I should probably start cleaning the place, so it doesnt look like Hitler's army took a dump in my apartment.

Have a great day everyone :)

xx

- Melissa

That's dirty!

For some reason, I've been exhausted all day.

Even since before I got out of bed this morning.

But I still managed to be productive and clean the ceiling, the litterbox, the dishes and the floor.

Must admit that I was slightly grossed out when I looked at the mop after I was done cleaning the ceiling.

And this was after cleaning only 30% of it.

Nasty shit!

But it had to be done and now I'm pretty pleased with myself.

Gonna snuggle up in bed and go to sleep early.

I did find a funny tshrit at work last week and I forgot to put up a picture, but here it is:

It's in Norwegian, so some of you might not understand it, but whatever :)

Before I fall asleep in front of my laptop (again), I'm gonna post this and go to sleep.

Hope you had a nice relaxing start to the week :)

xx

- Melissa

Sunday already?

Oh dear, the week is already over.

I've been so busy with loads of things that I haven't even had time to blog.

Anyways:

I got woken up around 5 am by Anna, who was making a shitload of noises, which is very unusual because she's the the most quiet cat in the world.

Apparently, she had just thrown up in the kitchen.

So I got up, cleaned it up and went back to bed, where I found Anna sleeping next to my pillow.

She looked so shabby and I felt so bad for her that I just let her sleep.

I don't really like having her in my bed because because of germs and all that stuff, but I didnt have the heart to wake her.

I slept a few more hours before I got up for good and when I was eating breakfast, she wanted to sleep in my lap.

Of course I couldn't say no and I saw this as a golden opportunity to take sleepypics of her:

She's so insanely cute when she sleeps and she sometimes makes funny noises too.

I love her <3

But after her little nap on my lap (LOL for choice of words) she started to look like her usual self.

Maybe she got sick because of those tiny rocks in her litterbox that she tends to eat all the time.

Silly cat!

But I'm glad she's feeling better now.

I am, on the other hand, not looking forward to tomorrow.

I have to set my alarm to 4:50 am and be at work around 6:30.

Hopefully, I won't have too much to do at work.

I hate starting off the week with a packed monday schedule.

So keeping my fingers crossed for that.

For some weird reason, I feel like I just had something to eat but it's been 5 hours and it's nearly dinnertime.

I suppose I have to get off my ass and make some dinner.

Have a great sunday everyone :)

Loving my X-Men shirt by the way <3

xx

- Melissa

Oh happy day!

Today has been insanely slow and it was especially slow at work.

Wasn't really anything to do and I was literally sitting on my ass for 65% of the time.

I hate days like that.

One of the reasons the time passed by so slowly is probably because I got a letter in the mail from Yves Rocher saying that my package has arrived.

So I was excited when I went to pick up my box of goodies.

I got the duo eyeshadows (to the right) as a free gift, but I bought the other one.

Gorgeous brown shades.

I've been looking for eyeshadows in smaller containers, because I'm so sick of the clunky packaging from Too Faced Naked Eye.

It's a huge box and takes up a lot of space in my makeupcase.

I do love the colours, though.

The last few things I got from Yves Rocher:

Makeup remover, black nailpolish, mascara and those things that separates your toes so it's easier to paint them ^_^

I was so happy with it all and so glad that I could throw away some of my old eyeshadows.

They say you can have one eyeshadow for up to 3 years, but the ones I had was a bit crap and the packaging was horrible.

As you know, I'm a sucker for pretty packaging.

(Explains my ex gf)

LOL!

Anyways:

I'm off to bed to catch some sleep.

Can't wait for the weekend :)

xx

- Melissa

I got nailed at work!

It doesn't matter how many times I see this, it still makes me want to puke.

I found 10 fake nails on the floor at the junior disco while I was cleaning today.
They were spread all over the floor.
So nasty!
I mean, if you wear that crap and want to take them off, do it in the bathroom and throw them nails in the trash.

The guy I work with was apparently a bit put off by it as well.
Can't blame him, though.
Guys are pigs, but girls can be just as gross sometimes too.

Anyways, I'be been sitting in this bloody chair over 3 hours now.
Was suppose to clean the kitchen, but when I turn on the computer and start farming and checking my city on facebook, the hours kind of fly by.
Guess I have to get off my ass an start doing something productive.
Have a good wednesday everyone :)

xx

- Melissa

Wacky monday!

After over a week with constant pains in my left shoulder, I woke up this morning and it felt so much better.
But I thought that it doesn't matter, because in a few hours I'm back at work and the pain will come back.
But apparently my boss made a call to one of the other subs and made him help me out until Kirsten is back at work with me on the 19th of april.
It will be a couple of interesting weeks, because he barely speaks Norwegian and my Arabic is a bit rusty.
So glad he speaks enough English so we can have a proper conversation.

Even though I had help at work, I was still exhausted when I got back home so I had to take a 4 hour nap.
Now I'm sitting here at 9.30 pm and I feel slightly odd.

And Anna is sending me weird looks on top of everything else.
I don't look THAT horrible, okay?
I'm sporting my sexy, and maybe a few sizes too big, nevermind the bollocks here's the sex pistols tshirt.
I don't like the fact that its bright yellow, but it was too badass to pass on it.
I think I bought it at the Rock N Roll store in London.
I went a bit crazy with tshirts at that store and I am so going back the next time I'm there.

Anyways:
I'm off to make something to eat and I'm gonna watch a few episodes of 'Nana' before I try to get a few more hours of sleep.
And yes... This is my 7th time going through the 'Nana' series.
Don't judge me!

xx

- Melissa

Back to school?

I read on a blog today that the makeupbrand 'Face Stockholm' has opened up a makeupschool in Oslo.
Now, if you know me or even have read some of my blog posts or seen any of my vlogs on youtube, you know that I'm slightly obsessed with makeup.
I have recently been thinking about taking the obsession and using it to go back to school and try to become a makeup artist.
But I have three problems...
First of all, I have to move to oslo.
Second, I don't really know where I stand with certain things at the moment.
And second and most importantly: It costs a shitload of money.
I'm looking at 16 000 kroner, which is around 2880 dollars.
I just bought a new laptop, so I don't have that kind of money these days.
It's so depressing.

Maybe if I work hard and save up enough money, I'll be able to go back to school, but not right now.
Besides, I have to move to the big city to get there and even though I think Oslo is a nice city to visit, I don't want to live there.
Oh well.. Who knows what I might end up doing in the future?
I can still dream :)